bananas are female aardvarks

Jun 03

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giantrobotanime:

jksimmons:

oh my god what if i started reblogging every post on my dash that didn’t have correct capitalization and yelled at them

that would be exhausting

You fucking idiot, you didn’t capitalize Oh or That when you started new sentences and most people would say capitalize God because it’s a proper noun. You’re so fucking stupid, I hate you.

how did that feel?

Apart from the silly stuff, since when is god a proper noun?

I think that person is joking though because they’re too zealous to be serious

(via vondell-swain)

theyahooanswers:

Rockachick is at sensei-level answering.

(Source: drunkatalltimes, via vondell-swain)

Jun 02

WHAT THE FUCK

I’m sitting at my laptop

and I can smell cat piss

all the time

I keep just suddenly smelling it again and again

and I have no idea where it comes from

I’ve sniffed all over myself and the blanket I have on me

nope that’s not it

nothing on the desk or anything

WHAT

WHERE

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ooohhhhhhh you know whaaaaaat?

I BEAT DIABLO

GOOD

criticalfeministcorgi:

submitted by Annie

[head of a corgi on alternating pink and blue background, text above reads “thanks for your order mrs…”, bottom text reads “IT’S MS”]

because i get this ALL THE TIME - people can’t accept that just because i’m married doesn’t mean i’m MRS.

What oooohhh nooo so it’s not just a simple thing depending on simple criteria?

Goddammit, all those lessons at school and everything is crushed by actual real people speaking languages and having feelings

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hulkcatch:

Gender and Sexuality Self-Identification Survey

genderandsexualityawareness:

Take my survey! It coverse gender and sexual self-identifications and contains the beginning of a fetish/interest/kink survey. I’ll devise a more comprehensive fetish/interest/kink survey in the future.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dGZSZEp0NnZFcEtzcnY4LXBOUmM1enc6MQ

PLEASE REBLOG! THANKS!

Hey, please take a second to read and help real quick. This is important.

misha-collins:

So, remember how yesterday was supposed to be a campaign to try to get Misha Collins fired? Well, a similar thing, possibly even more disgusting because this troll is wishing death on his son, is happening to JARED. This has been happening for a while but seems to be getting more and more extreme as time goes on. We managed to band together and get the IHMCD Twitter account suspended with enough reports, can we please all spread this around and get this account suspended as well? It takes literally about 4 seconds to reblog and report a Twitter account.

HERE is the Twitter account to report.

She’s actually sending these messages to Jared so let’s try to get her removed before he has the chance to see them. Also, please remember that this troll does not represent Destiel/Cockles shippers, just like the IHMCD troll doesn’t represent Wincest/J2 shippers (which I’ve seen a few of you saying it does - cut that out, please, because no bad seed represents an entire ship). Thank you.

I actually read a few tweets from the top and WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT PERSON

(via lywinis)

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PLEASE READ

sonicmeplease:

Okay guys, I’ve seen tumblr do some amazing things, and while i know it’s usually for a worthier cause than for something as simple as my problem…But anyway. Here it is. I’m in college, and I have absolutely no money. My mom works in a cafeteria and doesn’t have a job for the summer so she can’t help, I very recently got a job at a McDonald’s, because i have to pay the rent. But yesterday I fell down the stairs and I broke my leg. I won’t be able to work for about a month and half, and I’m not having any money at all come in If i had any other options, I wouldn’t ask this of anyone, But i sell Custom painted shoes on Etsy here They’re a bit expensive, but in my opinion they’re rather good. If everyone could reblog this, and help spread the word, or even buy a pair if you can and want to, Maybe I can sell enough to make rent. Thank you in advance to everyone who bothers.

<3

(via obsessedobsesser)

Psychology in Red Dwarf: Part 1 -

(via confidenceandparanoia)